Oct 15, 2012 Half and Half Sometimes when you think you have things all figured out, you quickly realize that you still have a lot to learn. The other day we went out for breakfast, and like always we move all the table items, such as knives, forks, and plates, away from our little monster. The goal is to make sure that all the table stuff is far away from our son's reach so he doesn't break anything or spill anything. We usually do a good job in making sure no one gets messy, however on this day I can't say we were on top of our game. While my wife and I were talking, and setting up the table, our son managed to get a hold of a half and half individual creamer. He started inspecting, playing, and eating his new toy, trying to figure out the object's shape, material, and taste. Very soon, all three of us learned that half and half creamers are not toys. Our monster managed to puncture the creamer and have it explode on all three of us. Luckily, the creamer was mainly on our son's face and shirt, and not ours. :) And while asking for more napkins and cleaning the mess, the little rascal managed to get a hold of a dish, and pretended to play the winter olympic sport curling. He softly pushed the dish and made direct contact with his mom's coffee mug, spilling her daily does of caffeine. On this day our son did not show proper table manners, however we did get a good laugh. I'm also happy to say that once we finally ordered our food we had no more accidents.